Straight From Tha Future (1988)

Police Dispatcher:
Please be advised: armed assailant heading north on Lindbergh – possible cyborg – proceed with caution

Straight from tha future DJ Mockstar comin’ atcha hard
Up and down the boulevard, I’m gonna be a star
Alpine blastin beats in my car, I got my A.K. and I’m headin’ to the bar
If there’s a scrap with that BK bitch, my trigger finger yo it’s got the itch
You’ll find his ass layin’ face down in a ditch
Shoot a man in the back yeah it’s gonna be a synch
Dr. Magix gave me the task: find Bawarchi King and I’m gonna kick his ass
Start a new future in music’s past, go back to the future and this will be the last
Time I gotta deal wit cha, just bein’ real wit cha
On this mission and I’m pointing my steel atcha
I’ll shoot first so I ain’t gonna bleed witcha
You’ll be dead and I ain’t gonna be witcha
 

All units – 415 in progress, corner of Lindbergh and Patterson – second suspect sighted – Kangol hat, 4-finger ring

Dr. Magix:
STRAIGHT FROM THE FUTURE


Straight from tha future, another crazy ass gangsta
Bawarchi King and I’m known as the pranksta
Takin out all the suckas, the fools and the punks
haul you off to the dump with the rest of the junk (yeah)
In my hand is my stolen glock, just pay attention and you’ll hear it cock
 you’ll feel blood on your chest and it’ll be a shock, then finally you’re outlined in chalk
The last thing that you see is my smile as you gasp for breath and you taste the bile
I get buck wild every once in a while
yeah, you know….that’s the BK style
Now I gotta deal wit cha, just bein’ real witcha
On this mission and I’m pointing my steel atcha
I’ll shoot first so I ain’t gonna bleed witcha
You’ll be dead and I ain’t gonna be witcha


All units – two male assailants sighted in an alley off Elm Grove – possible 240R: rap battle in progress

Dr. Magix:
The pieces are all in place.  Now is the time to annihilate him.  Show Bawarchi King the full force of my power STRAIGHT FROM THE FUTURE


Bawarchi King - who’s pullin’ your strings?
You call yourself the King, is that all you gonna bring?
I’ll recriminate, annihilate, dilate, infiltrate, desecrate, conjugate, predicate, murder rate, YEAH
I’ll gut cha, cut cha, check yo’self cuz I’m a bad muthafucka
Straight from the future I’m gonna getcha sucka
You can’t step to me you know I’ma bust ya
And I’ll take yo’ ho have her sit on my lap
Bitch starts actin up and she’s gonna get a slap
And I’ll be crowned the new king of rap
Cuz you’re  6 feet under takin’ your dirt nap
This time I gotta deal wit cha, just bein’ real witcha
On this mission and I’m pointing my steel atcha
I’ll shoot first so I ain’t gonna bleed witcha
You’ll be dead and I ain’t gonna be wit cha


Officer:
This is Officer VanWinkle, I’m on-scene.
  I’m pursuing the suspects on foot, I need backup.  Send backup!
Dispatch:
All available Florissant and Hazelwood Police, officer needs backup, please respond.
Officer:
Where are you guys at?
  I’m losing these guys, I’m losin’ ‘em!  Send backup now!
Dispatch:
Repeat:
  All available Florissant and Hazelwood Police, officer needs backup! Respond!
Officer:
Where’d they go?
  I lost ‘em!   They disappared!  They’re gone!  They’re gone!